It's so new it smells! Our new live album:

Price: R115 (incl postage in South Africa) R130 (including postage to anywhere else in the world). Soon available to download from Rhythm Records at R7 a song.

Limbs Gone Batty Or The Role Of The Anterior-Posterior Patterning Signal, Sonic Hedgehog, In The Development Of The Unique Bat Limb (Live)*

9 tracks: Letter To The Lonely One, The Curator, The South African, I Saw What Warrick Sony Saw, I'm On Facebook, Now What?, Teen Maandag Is Ons Dood, AIDS Test, Die Volk Is In Die Kak, The Anterior-Posterior Patterning Signal. Record company: Jaunted Haunts Press. Recorded live on 22 May 2007 at the Independent Armchair Theatre by Ian James Watson. Release date: June 2009. Mixed and mastered by Stephen Timm. Total running time: 64min 57 s. Limited numbered edition of 250 copies only.

Orders can be placed by contacting toast@bastardmedia.co.za. We do not deliver to Mars yet, unless of course you mean that farm of the same name just north of Hotazel in the Northern Cape. We've been there and it was nice.

*Why, but why this title? Gil's sister Dorit wrote a masters thesis with this title. We thought it deserved the attention of popular music lovers from Osaka to Otjiwarongo. More over at http://www.pnas.org/content/105/44/16982.abstract

And the rest of our catalogue is also still very much available:

Price: R115 (incl postage in South Africa) R130 (including postage to anywhere else in the world). Also available at different dollar prices from CD Baby or iTunes

The Buckfever Underground SAVES

11 tracks: Ek & Jy, All You Need In Life Is A Soul, Psalms & Gesange, When The Light Goes, Lewenslied, Die Woord, Die Wortel Van Kwaad, I Want To Die On A Tuesday Afternoon, Ons Maak Onsself Dood, She, This Is The Photograph I Was Meaning To Take. (Lirieke/lyrics here). Recorded back in July 2005 at Sibebe Studios, Cape Town. Release date: August 2007. Features guest musicians Rayelle Goodman (violin), Jane Breetzke (piano, backing vocals) and Andre Spies (French horn). Total running time: 48min and a few free seconds.

South African orders can be placed by contacting toast@bastardmedia.co.za. If you are outside South Africa, it might be easier to purchase this album from CD Baby or iTunes in which case you pay for it in dollars and the price differs from the above. You can also buy track-by-track from Rhythm Records at R7 a song.

The album should also be in stock in these stores - here they are, roughly in a province near you, well within a mall. So, what's it look like then?

Vir so lank as wat voorrade hou, ship ons saam met alle nuwe bestellings 'n gratis The Buckfever Underground Saves badge. Even if you already have one.

Price: R60 (incl postage in South Africa) £7 or $14 (airmail postage for elsewhere to be added, email us, we'll sort it out)

Trying To Do Something About This Goddamn Terrible Bleak Winter (LIVE)

7 Tracks (tracklisting and lyrics here). Total running time: 69min17sec. Recorded live on Gil's minidisc at The Hidden Cellar, Dorp Street, Stellenbosch on Saturday 25 June 2005. Sound by Pieter from Creative Gear (021 880 2909). Unmastered. CD-R only, printed on demand. People who have attended this gig, please email us... we'd like to send you a free copy of the CD. And don't try to bullshit us, there were only like 15 people and we knew most of you... So far, the list is: Karl Neef, Herman, Renate, Maryn, David, Johan Myburgh (Vetseun), Emily-Marie, Liezl, Leonora van Staden, Floyed de Vaal, Jaap, the four guys from Lilo...

Orders can be placed by contacting toast@bastardmedia.co.za. It is not available in shops or elsewhere.

Price: R80 (incl postage in South Africa) £8 or $15 (airmail postage for elsewhere to be added, email us, we'll sort it out)

TAFL - Teaching Afrikaans as a Foreign Language

Tracks: Who Cares (Not Us), Oom Willem Strikes Back, Sonsverduistering, Love In A Time Of Visas, Die Bure, Blood Red Land, Die Ou Man En Die Ou Vrou. Total running time: 30min59sec. Recorded November 2002 with Paris Lucas in Fish Hoek, released mostly in 2003.

Orders can be placed by contacting toast@bastardmedia.co.za. You can also buy track-by-track from Rhythm Records at R7 a song.

Price: R60 (incl postage in South Africa) £7 or $14 (airmail postage for elsewhere to be added, email us, we'll sort it out)

Survival Is Personal

Tracks: The Way Of The Noodle, The Antiboxer, Don't Go On Holiday, Teen Maandag Is Ons Dood, Liewe Jesus Speel Kaart, Email From England, Paasnaweek/Lentesneeu. Not an official release, this EP is a collection of demos and experiments dating from 1999 and 2000. Recorded with Corinne Cooper in Grahamstown. Printed on CD-R on demand only. Unmastered.

Orders can be placed by contacting toast@bastardmedia.co.za. It is not available in shops or elsewhere.

Price: R80 (incl postage in South Africa) £8 or $15 (airmail postage for elsewhere to be added, email us, we'll sort it out)

Jou Medemens Is Dood

We have a fresh pressing of this album, order asap to avoid disappointment.

Tracks: Augustus, The Highveld (is a shit place to be in winter), Die Volk (is in die kak), Who's Your Memory?, Dink Harder, Dink Harder (original demo). Total running time: 38min24sec. Debut EP recorded in winter 1998 with Corinne Cooper in Grahamstown.

Orders can be placed by contacting toast@bastardmedia.co.za. You can also buy track-by-track from Rhythm Records at R7 a song.

We also have some nice videos, but we are waiting until we have some more before we hit you with a DVD. Some other year.

Read some interviews with us and reviews of the above albums here.

Steeds beskikbaar: Ons Klyntji November 2007 uitgawe.

Ons Klyntji (Jaargang 111 nr 1 - November 2007)

Ons Klyntji (Jaargang 111 nr 1 - November 2007) te koop vir R80 (posgeld ingesluit RSA) of R100 (oorsee, elders, lugpos). This edition comes with a great compilation CD called Ons Kerk Se Mense, so dis hoekoem dit duurder is as gewoonlik. This item usually ships when you've paid and we've been to the post office, as with life itself. First 50 orders will ship (it doesn't really go by ship though, do not be alarmed) with limited edition dassie badge designed by Willem Samuel.Orders can be placed by contacting toast@bastardmedia.co.za.

148pp. Zine. Perfect bound. B&W. Teks, foto's, prente. Afrikaans, English, Polish. Redakteure/ Editors: Toast Coetzer, Erns Grundling en Drikus Barnard (CD compiler). Cover art by Willem Samuel. Subs: Rebecca Kahn, Liezl Dick, Marissa Baard and Rebecca Hodes. Bydraes deur/ with contributions from: Jason Bronkhorst, Willem Anker, Gerard Rudolf, Linda Neethling, Samantha Reinders, Koos Kombuis, Åmi Kapilevich, N.P. Van Lyk Skou, Reverend Horton Todd, Kleinboer, Robert Denton, Gaelen Pinnock, Jac Kritzinger, Anneke Botha, Brother John, Andrew McFall, Carla Chait, Aryan Kaganof, Christiaan Frauenstein, Nicolene Louw, Allan Kolski Horwitz, iamsignal.com’s Francis Burger and Ryan van Huyssteen, Robin Auld, Kabous Verwoed, Salomé Silberstein, Nicolene Louw, Robin Kelly, Deborah Steinmair, Diane Awerbuck, Dawn Garisch, Sean Hunter Christie, Tania van Schalkwyk, Helene Dancer, Duncan Souchon, Leon Jacobs, Robert Szabo, David Chislett, Lauriane Woollat, Sjaka S. Septembir, Willim Welsyn, Mila V, Jacques de Wet, Kai Losgott, Graeme Brimmer, Haidee Kruger, Danie Marais, Terri Dunbar-Curran, Theo Kleynhans, Annette Klinger, Gary Cummiskey, Rebecca Kahn, Rebecca Hodes, Glen Tyler, Adolph van Coller, Jayne Bauling, Carina Laubscher,Hermien de Vos, Dara Kell, Margot Saffer, Jan Heese, Riana Wiechers, Rozanne Gewaarwordings, Dot Vermeulen, Ekchardt Cloete, Arno Kruger, Zani Botes, Hunter Kennedy, Elmez Badhorse, Louise Crouse, Sandra Kruger, Willem Mulder, The Weasel, Monique Pelser, Andrew from Khartoum, Ronel Nel, Syd Kitchen, Mariska Ison, Jezebel, Dirk Jordaan and Jacques de Wet.

Artists on Ons Kerk Se Mense 22-track CD: Esme Eva Kwaad, Piet Planter, Insek, Slow, Piet Pompies, Nul, Bacchus Nel, Bittervrug, The Buckfever Underground, Paul Riekert, Stean en die Crankshafts, Kabous Verwoed, Die Bullebak Blaasorkes, Brixton Barnard, Ronel Nel, Moord Greeff, Willim Welsyn en die Sunrise Toffies, Roof Bezuidenhout en Tannie Marie en die Biscuits.

Beperkte voorraad beskikbaar: Ons Klyntji November 2006 uitgawe.

Ons Klyntji (Jaargang 110 nr 2 - November 2006)

Ons Klyntji (Jaargang 110 nr 2 - November 2006) te koop vir R40, posgeld ingesluit vir SADC-lande. R50 for if you're living overseas, ie nowhere near a SADC country. This item usually ships once you've paid and we've been to the post office. Orders can be placed by contacting toast@bastardmedia.co.za.

Also available by hierdie winkels/ plekke: Die Boekehuis (Auckland Park), Armchair Theatre (Lwr Main Rd, Obs, CT), The Bin (Harrington Street, CT), Clarke's Bookshop (Long Street, CT) and more to be confirmed.

108pp. Zine. Perfect bound. B&W. Teks, foto's, prente. Afrikaans, English. Bydraes deur/ with contributions from Krisanne Johnson, Merwe Wiese, Nicolene Louw, NP van Lyk Skou, Hermien de Vos, Tania van Schalkwyk, Aryan Kaganof, Jean Meeran, Brenda, Die Wit Rus, Helene Dancer, Stephen Timm, Ruan Kemp, Jaco Jacobs, Drikus Barnard, Henk Esterhuizen, Floyed de Vaal, Shakeel Manzoor, Greg de Villiers, Francois Breytenbach Blom, Kleinboer, Jason Bronkhorst, Jane Dowd, Monique Pelser, Byron Levey, clinton v du plessis, Wiezel Crouse, Isabella Matambanadzo, Riana Wiechers, Harry Kalmer, Yvonne Beyers, Rebecca Hodes, Andries Bezuidenhout, Joe Botha, Graeme Brimmer, Mass Dosage, Patrick Cairns, Len Skead, Craig McKune, Andrew Miller, Willem Mulder, CM Muller, Michelle Wilmers, Alphabet Brett, Sjaka Septembir, Ewoudt Cloete, Jan Heese, Kabous Verwoed, Jahn Conroy, Ami Kapilivech, Andrew McFall, caltex omega, Anneke Botha, Danila Bloomberg, Adolph van Coller, Lorimer Wilmot, Dara Kell, Krisjan Fourie, Anton Krueger, Christian Frauenstein, Rebecca Kahn, Liezl Dick, Marissa Baard (sub) en Willem Samuel (cover design). Redakteure: Erns Grundling en Toast Coetzer.

Out of print - Uit druk:

Jammer, maar Ons Klyntji (Maart 2006) en Ons Klyntji (2005) is uitverkoop en sal nie herdruk word nie. Sorry, but these two Ons Klyntjis are sold out and will not be reprinted. Check back here by November for our last edition of 2006. Please send contributions anytime to toast@bastardmedia.co.za.

Ons Klyntji - Maart 2006.

Ons Klyntji (Jaargang 110 nr 1 - Maart 2006) te koop vir R30, posgeld ingesluit vir SADC-lande. This item usually ships once you've paid and we've been to the post office.

108pp. Zine. Perfect bound. B&W. Teks, foto's, prente. Afrikaans, English & Dutch. Bydraes deur Kleinboer, Koos Kombuis, Ruan Kemp, Andries Bezuidenhout, Willem Mulder, Samantha Reinders, Johan van Wyk, James C. Hendin, Danila Bloomberg, Jaco Nel, Drikus Barnard, Adolph van Coller, Andrew Miller, Hermien Potgieter, George Cooper, Loftus Marais, Jac Kritzinger, Danie Marais, Chantel Erfort, Johan Nel, Gilad Hockman, Louis Botha, Sjaka S Septembir, Denene Erasmus, Karin Eloff, Diane Awerbuck, David Levinsohn, Jaco Botha, Anneke Botha, Jason Bronkhorst, Amber Shields & Mark Johnson, Emile Joubert, Bert Boonen, Corli de Kock, Henk Esterhuizen, Zani Botes en Willem Samuel (omslagontwerp). Redakteure: Erns Grundling & Toast Coetzer. Here is a review of this edition, from Blunt magazine.

Ons Klyntji - Maart 2005.

Ons Klyntji (Jaargang 109 nr 1 - Maart 2005) te koop vir R15, posgeld ingesluit vir SADC-lande.

84pp. Zine. B&W. Teks, foto's, prente. Bydraes deur o.a. Kleinboer, Braam Smit, Riana Wiechers, clinton v. du plessis, Koos Kombuis, Christel Coetzer, Salome Silberstein en Kolonel Wilma Deering, Ruan Kemp, J de Wet, Andries Bezuidenhout, Bacchus Nel, Willem Mulder, Kabous Verwoerd, Jaco Jacobs, Paneelk Loppers, Deborah Steinmair, Hermien de Vos, Paul Riekert, Pete Reinders, Eugene Goddard, Kytie Koekblik, Willemien Brummer, Vetseun, Nicolene Louw en Neef Piet. Redakteure: Erns Grundling & Toast Coetzer.